2T Repeat Performance - 5 Reasons Alpha Males Are Like Chocolate

I've done a number of blog tours over the years, posting on different sites. Now I'm bringing them to you!

Originally published August 26, 2013 for Reading Between the Wines

Thank you to Crystal and Reading Between the Wines for having me here today!

 Quirky pairings are fun. Example: five-zero punk musician Nixie and six-plus lawyer Julian = Nitro? Meet glycerin.... In honor of Beauty Bites’ alpha male Ric Holiday and Dr. Synnove Byornsson’s affection for chocolate, I ask: How are alpha males like chocolate?

Five reasons alpha males are like chocolate.

5. Both give delight when enjoyed with morning coffee or evening liqueurs.

4. Some can be bitter and overpowering. But add in a touch of sweetness and you have a powerbar of energy that keeps you going and going. (And going... :).

3. They’re both awesome between thin sheets...hey, I mean graham crackers and marshmallows ;)

2. Photos of either in the unwrapped state may cause drool.

1. You can lick or nibble.

 Three reasons alpha males aren’t like chocolate.

3. Chocolate can’t make you breakfast.

2. Chocolate can’t be an ad tycoon, rock star, genius tech, or bad boy biker. It can be a bunny, though.

1. While both can comfort, chocolate can’t hug you.

Four reasons Beauty Bites’ alpha male Ric Holiday is like chocolate.

4. Like chocolate, Ric has a bite.

3. Both are soooo smooth.

2. When beauty Synnove is around, Ric can be very hard.

1. A childhood trauma sectioned his life into pieces.

Three reasons Ric Holiday isn’t like chocolate.

3. Chocolate doesn’t have blond spiky hair and a killer bod.

2. Chocolate doesn’t have fangs.

1. When Ric and Synnove turn up the heat, he doesn’t melt. (But she does.)